I really struggled with today’s #Blogtober17 prompt – jokes. I am no good at telling jokes, because I tend to forget the punchline or just tell it wrong. That being said, I’ve always been a lover of jokes! I remember having Smart Alec’s Spooky Jokes for Kids when I was younger and it was great fun. I was given a book of lawyers jokes when I was studying law too, and there were some pretty hilarious jokes in there.

The kind of jokes I love the best are those that make you groan…the ones so bad they are actually pretty funny. I also have a fondness for the ones that make you cringe…to a certain extent!

Here are some jokes I found whilst thoroughly enjoying research for this blog post:

 

Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

The retail store

 

 

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world…

 

 

Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the ‘P’ is silent

 

 

I bought my wife a mood ring, and when she’s in a good mood the ring turns blue. But when she’s in a bad mood, it leaves a big red spot in the middle of my forehead.

 

 

Did you hear about the constipated mathmatician?

He worked the problem out with a pencil.

It was a No.2 pencil.

 

 

I ate some Scrabble tiles yesterday. My next poo could spell disaster.

 

 

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

 

 

What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

 

 

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

 

 

I bought the wife a pug dog yesterday. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes & rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her!

 

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I found these jokes at Buzzfeed, Laughfactory, and through friends. So let’s throw a little credit their way.

 

#Blogtober17

 

 

I am taking part in #Blogtober17, posted by Hex Mum. You can read more of my #Blogtober17 posts here, and have a read of other bloggers’ Day 10 posts here.

 

 

 

 

10 Jokes to Make You Go Ba Dum Tss – #Blogtober17 Day 10
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