I really struggled with today’s #Blogtober17 prompt – jokes. I am no good at telling jokes, because I tend to forget the punchline or just tell it wrong. That being said, I’ve always been a lover of jokes! I remember having Smart Alec’s Spooky Jokes for Kids when I was younger and it was great fun. I was given a book of lawyers jokes when I was studying law too, and there were some pretty hilarious jokes in there.
The kind of jokes I love the best are those that make you groan…the ones so bad they are actually pretty funny. I also have a fondness for the ones that make you cringe…to a certain extent!
Here are some jokes I found whilst thoroughly enjoying research for this blog post:
Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
The retail store
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world…
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the ‘P’ is silent
I bought my wife a mood ring, and when she’s in a good mood the ring turns blue. But when she’s in a bad mood, it leaves a big red spot in the middle of my forehead.
Did you hear about the constipated mathmatician?
He worked the problem out with a pencil.
It was a No.2 pencil.
I ate some Scrabble tiles yesterday. My next poo could spell disaster.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What sport do you play with a wombat?
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
I bought the wife a pug dog yesterday. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes & rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her!